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Yoda recruited by Supreme Military Council

Millions shocked to see the Jedi master on state TV

| Written by makarona

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:54

State TV broadcast live footage yesterday of the first meeting between the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces (SCAF) and newly appointed "Wisdom Advisor" Yoda.

It remains unclear why Yoda has decided to join the dark side of the force at this time.

Questions are also being raised about how the green sage -- long presumed to have died in a galaxy far far away -- made his way to Cairo in the 21st centry.

Currently, all that is known of the meeting is that when SCAF members informed Yoda that they were trying to stop citizens from protesting, the Jedi master solemnly replied, "Do. Or Do not. There is no try." At this point the SCAF reportedly erupted into awed applause.

Munqy

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:33

Seek to disrupt the darkside from within, Yoda does.

Hazem Elshabini

Sat, 10/15/2011 - 02:53

These aren't the copts you're looking for.

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